R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
