she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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