He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How's work?
Spinning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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