12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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