HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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