I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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