office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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