new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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