Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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