my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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