You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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