im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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