I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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