I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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