just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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