Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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