I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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