the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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