she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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