I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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