i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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