she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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