i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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