Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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