how can u be prego again
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I stole a fireplace last night.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The Olympian is in my bed
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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