in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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