How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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