Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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