I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
