so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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