He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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