end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i barfeds in our rink
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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