I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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