What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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