Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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