So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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