He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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