he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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