Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
you never un-have a 4some
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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