I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
