You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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