i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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