In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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