remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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