I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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