i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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