and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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