Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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