Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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