My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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