you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It's shark week go big or go home
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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