He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dicks are not precious.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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