Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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