that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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