The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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